None of the above

Amazon has sent me an email featuring half a dozen books ‘we think you might like’.

Worryingly, the list includes titles by arch Remainers Ian Dunt (‘How Westminster Works … and Why It Doesn’t’), Alastair Campbell ('But What Can I Do? Why Politics Has Gone So Wrong and How You Can Help Fix It'), and Chris Bryant ('Code of Conduct: Why We Need to Fix Parliament – and How To Do It').

Goodness knows why the algorithm thinks I might like them but if anyone wants to buy me a book for Christmas, here's a hint ... none of the above.