The Nanny State Index
Today sees the launch of an idea so brilliantly simple and media friendly I wish I had thought of it.
The Nanny State Index is described as "the first comprehensive evaluation of paternalistic lifestyle regulation in Europe. Using 32 criteria related to food, soft drinks, alcohol, tobacco and e-cigarettes, it identifies the best and worst countries to eat, drink, smoke and vape."
Published by the Institute of Economic Affairs and the European Policy Information Centre (Epicenter), the Index gives every EU country a score out of 100 according to how it regulates private lifestyle choices.
From a UK perspective the key findings are:
Excessive regulation and punitive 'sin taxes' have resulted in the UK sitting third in the league table [behind Finland and Sweden]. Ireland takes the fourth spot. The Czech Republic gets the lowest score, making it officially the most liberal country in the EU.
Finland is the EU's number one nanny state thanks to its taxes on chocolate, soft drinks, alcohol and tobacco. Finland also has an outright ban on e-cigarettes, a ban on happy hours and heavy restrictions on advertising.
The UK has the highest rates of tax on wine and cigarettes in the EU. Its beer duty is second only to Finland and its smoking ban is more draconian than any other member state. In total, it ranks 1st for tobacco, 4th for alcohol and 7th for food and soft drinks. Britain takes a more liberal approach to e-cigarettes, however, giving it a final ranking of 3rd.
Fingers crossed the Index will get the publicity it deserves. Newspapers love league tables but I hope editor Chris Snowdon's comment gets some prominence too because the final sentence in particular is a gem.
"Britain is the third worst country in the EU for lifestyle freedoms. Only Finland and Sweden are worse places to be a drinker and nowhere is worse to be a smoker.
"The UK's only saving grace is its liberal approach to e-cigarettes but all in all the results make depressing reading for those of us who want the government to keep out of our private lives.
"Unless you are a teetotal, non-smoking vegetarian, my advice is to go to Germany or the Czech Republic this summer."
Click here for the IEA press release. Full details of the 2016 Nanny State Index can be found here.
Should the Nanny State Index ever go global it will be interesting to see how the UK rates in relation to countries outside the EU.
I imagine we'd still be near the top, which is pretty depressing for a so-called 'liberal' democracy.
Anyway, by coincidence, I have just received an email from a friend who wrote:
"I thought of you on my travels in Hong Kong and Tokyo last month where all and sundry were puffing away like chimneys in bars, hotels, restaurants ... God, it was awful."
There, in that single sentence, are two more destinations you might like to visit.